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Joke of the Day
"Why was the computer tired when it got home? It had a hard drive."
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"Time for a police based knock knock joke. PEW PEW PEW it's the police, OPEN THE DOOR!"
"Married for money... Jack: It's just too hot to wear clothes today, but what would the neighbors think if I mowed the lawn naked? Wife: That I married you for your money!"
"What's the difference between a pill and my penis? A pill can achieve an erection."
"You wanna hear the best joke of the year? Your belt size."
"a goddess makes a six second video da vine"
"What you get if you cross an r/jokes redditor with an author of books about the past? History repeating itself."
"My new years resolution is to stop biting my toenails. Nervous habit I picked up during all these meetings at work."
"What happened to the Indian that drank too much? He tee-peed his pants."
"eer booze and fun!' 'What happened when the barman died? The police held an inn-quest"