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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a well respected slave? A butler."
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"When did the Cub Scout become a Boy Scout? When he ate his first Brownie!"
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"ME: I need you to look at my balls, doc *removes pants* DR: Ok what seems to be the problem? ME: *swivels hips sensually* Nuthin"
"What did the horse order at the bar? Chardaneiiiiiiggghhhhh"