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Joke of the Day
"Guys I'm like next to Austria right now... Hungary, I could really go for a cheeseburger..."
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"A magician walks down the street and turns into a bar. Voila!"
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"What kind of oranges do you take on a boat? Naval oranges. I'm^so^sorry."
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"Why did the chef take a job at a soup kitchen? Because they had great stock options."