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Joke of the Day

"[NSFW] What's long, cylindrical, hard, full of semen and can make a woman scream? The sock under your bed."

"I dowloaded the song ""Runnin' down a dream"" illegally from the internet... I got charged with Petty theft."

"I burnt my Hawaiian pizza... I guess i should've put it on aloha temperature."

"Q: What do you call a monster snake that works for the government? A: A civil serpent."

"Little Red Riding Hood is my favorite story about an idiot who can't tell the difference between a human and a wolf."

"What does a vegan zombie eat? GGGRRRAAAIIINNNSSS!!!"

"Why do Russians love pho? Because they're SO-VIET"

"Mom writes to her son in Poland's army: ""Dear Son, I am writing this letter ever so slowly..... ....because I know you cannot read fast"""

"At the Bar I was not drunk.. ...At morning I discovered me on my bed but nude!!"

"What do you call a murder committed by a gay person? *homo*cide ;)"