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Joke of the Day
"I stopped trying to be a thug when I found out there was something called a caramel Frappuccino."
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"I turned my phone onto ""Airplane mode"" and threw it up into the air... Worst transformer ever"
"""Hi, I'm here for Paradox Club."" Actually this is Oxymoron Club. ""Ok, same difference."" *looks at group* Oh, this guy is good."
"Everything is made in China. But babies are made in Vachina 1"
"My roommate just called my clothes gay.. Have a little respect man! They just came out of the closet"
"Wonder what a black guy would look like without a diamond earring."
"What's a down syndrome's kids favorite thing to do at prom? Slow Dancing."
"Why is a hurricane called a hurricane? If it were predictable, it'd be called a himmicane"
"You know you're getting old when A fart throws out your back"
"What's al Qaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets."