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Joke of the Day

"""What's up?"" asked the guy with literally no sense of direction."

"Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him? -To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail"

"CNN needs to reevaluate the use of Breaking News. Perhaps ""Latest Speculative News"" or ""We Really Don't Know Shit"" would work. CNN call me."

"Today I played dead with my 5yo nephew. He cried for 5 seconds, then grabbed my iPhone and run away."

"A boy walks into confession.... a short commotion later the lad limps back out"

"Someone keeps throwing cheese at me Yeah, real mature."

"How many anesthesiologists does it... take... to... ... change... ... a... ... ... ... ..."

"Female Coworker: I just got this implant in my arm. It's for birth control. Me: I didn't even know an arm could get pregnant."

"How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl? ""Way to go dude, you're kiln it!"""

"Fact: It is against league rules for an NFL player to own a pet duck. It's considered a personal fowl."