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Joke of the Day
"Shaved my girlfriend's cat. Think she'll take the hint?"
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"Coldplay is like depression you can hear."
"What's Blue and not heavy? Light Blue."
"impress your children by showing them a floppy disk and telling them it's a 3D model of a save icon."
"Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ? Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy."
"Shoutout to sidewalks! For keeping me off the streets..."
"Tried to challenge the guy in the stall next to me to a thumb war, now he's holding my hand & crying about his childhood. I need to wipe."
"If my dog could talk he'd say ""You hang up first..."""
"I bought a bowflex, it's very confusing, how do I muscles? do I eat it? do I eat the bowflex?"
"What do Japanese men do when they have an erection? They vote."