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Joke of the Day

"Who wears a red suit, and knows if you are naughty or nice? The Spanish Inquisition"

"""I'm quite content on this side of the street, thank you."" -- No squirrel ever."

"Sociologists say that social media is creating the laziest generation ever. I expressed my opinion in great detail by hitting the ""Like"" button."

"How do you tell a transgender from a real woman? The quality of the sandwich."

"Einstein quietly lays in bed next to a obviously disappointed partner.. After a few minutes of awkward silence he turns to her and says, ""You see, it was fast to you..."""

"I stepped on a grape once. It didn't scream, but it did let out a little whine."

"What happens if you put the Energizer Bunny's batteries in backwards? He keeps coming and coming and coming..."

"Do you know what a gay snake sounds like? Tthhhhhhh"

"WIFE:Someone's broken in ME *grabs baseball bat*Wait here [downstairs] PAL:Can't u just tell her u wanna play baseball M: Keep ur voice down"

"What did the chef say when he was skipped in rotation? Hey that's my toque!!"