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Joke of the Day

"I gave up my seat to a blind person in the bus. That is how I lost my job as a bus driver."

"I almost got killed because my Superman cloak wasn't the correct size. It was a narrow ""S"" cape."

"What kind of noise annoys an oyster ? A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)"

"Everybody thinks ""The Social Network"" is the best movie about forming a new startup, but they are wrong. The best movie is ""Ghostbusters""."

"In a world full of lefts Nothing would be right."

"I have a friend who got severe burns on his hands, to the point that he is virtually senseless. I feel for him."

"I just saw a cop pull over a U-Haul truck. I think he is trying to bust a move."

"Christmas comes earlier every year. There's 364 days until Christmas and my neighbors already have their lights up."

"I'm quitting modelling, I need more job security so I'm going to become a princess."

"My drug dealer got me shoes for Christmas I dont know what they were laced with, but I've been tripping ever since"