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Joke of the Day
"I almost got killed because my Superman cloak wasn't the correct size. It was a narrow ""S"" cape."
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"Yo mama's got so many balls lined up ready to score, her nickname is Basketball Practice."
"i just saw a black girl rt one of those teenage girl accounts saying ""i honestly wish I was a teen in the 50's"".......... no u don't"
"Being a parent is the opposite of the Jenny Craig diet. ""I gained 20lbs & all I did was eat small portions of my toddlers leftover dinner."""
"Sometimes I wonder how vegans can survive off what little they can eat. Then I remember they just feed off attention."
"*Tweets funniest tweet ever *Dies laughing *Over 6 billion die laughing *Germany and Russia survive *Coz nobody left to explain the joke"
"Did you hear about the proctologists collectible Corvettes? He wrecked em'."
"People tell me I have ADHD Wanna ride bikes?"
"Ill never try suicide again! Last time I almost killed myself"
"The Catholic Church has chosen its anthem Concerto for organ in a minor."