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Joke of the Day
"I almost got killed because my Superman cloak wasn't the correct size. It was a narrow ""S"" cape."
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"Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough."
"My biggest weakness has been that I get attached very quickly. ~Superglue, probably.."
"Can you say your strengths? ""Your strengths"" No like what are they ""My legs maybe"" No, like for work ""Oh lol sorry, idk prob communication"""
"What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi"
"What's the difference between a blimp and a blow job every day? One's a Goodyear, the other's a fucking awesome year!"
"What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse? A receding hare line."
"What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman knew his parents before they were shot."
"What's blue and doesn't fit? A dead epileptic"
"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob."