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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow who just gave birth? De-calfinated."
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"The dishwasher is making a strange noise. Probably because she's outside shoveling the driveway."
"We're at the mall and noticed none of the kids can sit on Santa's lap. I'm not sure why, there's probably some Claus against it..."
"My boyfriend thinks it's cute when I use the clap emoji but I've just been trying to tell him that I have an STD."
"When Adam and Eve ate the apple I remember thinking, ""Well, that's a sin, but at least it's original."""
"What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen? Carlos."
"*leads wife into bedroom where rose petals on comforter spell out ""NO, YOU TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE"""
"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put him in the microwave 'till his Bill Withers."
"How do you become really unpopular on Reddit? Tell someone they reposted."
"We used to have a woman at my school who educated us about life in a certain east Asian country She was our Korea officer"