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Joke of the Day

"How does a psychic cokehead tell the future? With a magic 8-ball"

"Did you know Darth Vader had a wife? Her name was Ella.... Ella Vader."

"Chuck Norris donates blood, just not his own"

"Give me your best 'Yo Momma' jokes. Yo momma's so fat, she wears a watch on each arm for different timezones! Yo momma's so fat, she is on BOTH sides of the family! EDIT: Grammar..."

"TIL 6.7 billion people are the minority By arrogant ignorant Americans."

"A bad thing about living in Switzerland. The flag is a big plus, but that just adds to the problem. (I did not create the first part, but i decided to *add* the last part to the joke)"

"I went to a party at Paris Hilton's place last night. The party was fun but now I feel hungover. I tried to take some paracetamol but Paris-ate-them-all. hew hew"

"Q: What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy? A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up."

"Time Lords make the worst lovers... It's always bigger on the inside"

"chinese name joke what do you call a drunk chinese schoolgirl? sum yung fun."