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Joke of the Day
"Getting a PhD is like an erection, it's long and hard.... unless you're Chinese."
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"I'm a psychiatrist studying the relationship between humans and dogs in beastiality You can find me in my lab"
"I'd get my mind out of the gutter, but I think it's wrong to remove an animal from its natural habitat."
"Is it too early to start drinking? - some moron with a clock."
"Ask me what the secret to comedy is? You: What is the secret... Timing"