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Joke of the Day

"Han Solo asks Yoda, ""Master Yoda, are we going the right way?"" Yoda replies, ""off course, we are"""

"What do you call a company run entirely by ghosts? An incorporation."

"What do frogs say that surf the internet? Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of. :)"

"Tim Cook has announced that he's gay. Samsung just filed a lawsuit claiming they came out of the closet 3 years ago. #Apple"

"I wonder if deaf schizophrenic people hear voices... I never asked them"

"What do amputee bears and regular bears have in common? They both have four legs. (assuming the amputee is missing a different appendage)"

"newfie joke How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves? He fell out of the tree"

"Why did the little girl eat her money for lunch? Because her mom gave her money for lunch. 8 year old sister told me this joke, gave me a good laugh."

"Instead of a flask I keep a small kitten in my jacket pocket that I pull out for a quick pet whenever I need a pick-me-up."

"What do you call an old person trying to fit in with today's kids? A dislocated hipster."