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Joke of the Day

"People are weird. Everyone knows door handles spread disease, but whenever I ask a business owner if I can clean his knob I get thrown out."

"I saw a black guy running down the street carrying a tv I thought for a second, ""man that looks a lot like mine' so I ran home quick and nope there was mine still shining my shoes."

"Hey dude, there's 10 empty urinals in here no need to stand right next to... And now he's talking to me! Someone call 911!"

"there's a new joke on this subreddit"

"What am I doing with the rest of my life? I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet..."

"Is your refrigerator running?? Because I might vote for it."

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"If your coffee tastes like mud... It's probably fresh ground..."

"I was sold a calculator with the plus button missing. Something doesn't quite add up."

"Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager? Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7."