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"Welcome to Ulterior Motors where our goal is to sell you a car and definitely not anything else"
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"A man gets shot in the foot. As he's driving to the hospital, he gets pulled over for speeding. The cop says to him, ""Someone's got a serious case of leadfoot."""
"shaggy: hey scoob where's my burger scooby: ruh roh shaggy: great danes only live 8 years you know scooby: ruck roo"
"TIL Socrates' last words. ""I drank WHAT?!"""
"My girlfriend left a note on the fridge door... It said, ""this is not working. I'm going to my mothers."" I opened the door. The light came on. The beer was cold. Just what in the hell did she mean?"
"Attention, guys wearing ""skinny Jeans"", you took the phrase ""getting into her pants"" the wrong way"
"What kind of sweets do trucks like? Lorrypops."
"Childs experience: if a mother is laughing at the fathers jokes, it means they have guests."
"What does a rich physicist wear? Joulery!"
"*watches soccer* *watches soccer* *watches soccer* *watches soccer* *has to pee* *watches soccer* *gets up to pee* *misses goal* :/"