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Joke of the Day

"A Jewish man was talking to a Hindu man Jew: Yeah, so in my religion we only believe in one God. Hindu: No way! Jew: Yahweh"

"How do we know the toothbrush was invented in west virginia? if it was invented anywhere else it would be the teethbrush idk how this got a dirty label"

"What's the difference between apathy and ignorance? I don't know and I don't care."

"What is a tampon's favorite food? Scrambled egg"

"[puts hand on wife's stomach as baby kicks] Come out here & try that."

"My girlfriend is a pornstar Shes going to kill me once she finds out,"

"So I met a girl named Tennessee I said to her, ""You're a ten, I see!"" And that's how I blew it with the hottest girl in the world."

"I traded my brother for an old Game Boy game I'm still not sure what that old guy wanted him for."

"Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?"

"Ok honey don't freak out, but someone broke into the house, ate all the ice cream, smashed that picture of your mother, and didn't do the dishes."