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Joke of the Day
"What happens when you get hit by a rental car? It Hertz."
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"New twist on an old joke (long) Don't know if this is the right place for this but I think fellow joke-lovers will think it's amazing. http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2013/11/18/guy-walks-into-a-bar"
"I hope the Olympics has taught kids and parents that in real life you do not get a trophy just for participating."
"Trump is too politically incorrect, Hillary is too politically correct Yet they're both incorrect for politics"
"Patient goes to the doctor about his obesity... He says ""It's not my fault doctor, obesity runs in my family."" Doctor replies, ""No the problem is no one runs in your family."""
"Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers? Because a black widow has no husband."
"Where do bacteria go when they die? St. Petri Dish."
"A guy walks into a bar... Alcoholism is slowly destroying his family."
"""An apple a day takes Billion Dollars away"" ~ Samsung"
"I challenge someone to say something including the word ""Trump"" or ""Hilary"" without sounding biased in any way. Hang on... Did I just..."