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Joke of the Day

"Did you guys hear about that guy who died? He was famous for giving sheep haircuts. Did that for over 25 years. They say he died from shear boredom."

"Men should be like coffee: strong, hot and not letting you sleep for the whole night. However, most of them are like copy machines: suitable only for reproduction."

"People don't realize that Ikea catalogs are also a book of baby names. Anyway, I'm late to take FLARDFULL and ODMJUK on their play date."

"What should be done in case of apparent drowning? Take the parent out of the water"

"I've never heard a good joke about islam... They've all been a bit shiite"

"Everyone claims Bill Cosby didn't care about his victims.. but eventually they all came to"

"What's red and loud? A skinned baby in a bag of salt."

"Dear Abby My name is Gloria Mae and I'm from Tennessee. I'm 14 years old and am still a virgin. Is my brother gay?"

"I don't take my wallet to work because I'm afraid someone will steal it while I'm sleeping."

"What do the 2016 Rio Olympics and the 2016 US presidential race have in common? Half of the competitors cheat and the other half aren't qualified."