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Joke of the Day

"I've never heard a good joke about islam... They've all been a bit shiite"

"The ladder A man was trapped in a burning building and a firefighter yelled through the window, ""You have two possible exit points, this ladder or the stairs."" The man chose the latter. He died."

"How do you know if someone owns an Apple Watch? Don't worry, they will tell you."

"I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched that way."

"Where'd the rabbi stay on business? The L'Hyatt"

"How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing? A buccaneer."

"That beard may hide a couple of your chins but it won't make you pretty, ma'am."

"What do you call a fish with no eye? Fsssssssh"

"Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets? They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)"

"It's cray that I totes obvi say perf and adorbz on the regs"