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Joke of the Day
"I took a poetry class at an all-girls school It was called Girls Gone Wilde."
Next Joke
"I just ate 4 cans of alphabet soup. I'm going to have the best vowel movement."
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"What do you call Apple's next beauty product? The iLiner."
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"Whats the difference between man united and a clown? ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown."
"Where do you weigh a pie? Somewhere over the rainbow."
"What do you call a nurse with dirty knees? The ""head"" nurse."
"What kind of wood doesn't float? Natalie."
"Have you ever been looking at someone right before they fall and when they do you think ""Maybe I did that with my mind""?"