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Joke of the Day
"I'm not fat, i'm half-Bulemic. I eat everything i see, but i can't throw up."
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"When a door closes... and incognito window opens."
"""I'm so sorry"", I go around whispering to people who've just woken up from a coma."
"Why do we have Martin Luther King Jr. Day off? So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school."
"What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun? Luke Warm"
"I might not be a gynecologist But I know a cunt when I see one"
"I walked in on my best friend Larry banging my wife. I said ""Larry, I gotta', but you?"""
"If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?"
"Bono and the Edge walk into a bar. Bartender says, ""Ugh, U2 again?"""
"Why is flour so dumb? It's inbred."