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Joke of the Day

"Why do you want to run for President? Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories."

"A woman walks in to a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre So he gave her one."

"What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun actually does something when it's triggered."

"""Hey is BB hungry?"" ""No BB-8."""

"My Favorite Native American Joke Smoke, Smoke, No Smoke, No Smoke, Smoke, No Smoke, Smoke, Smoke, Smoke? Smoke, Smoke, No Smoke, Smoke!"

"What do the Japanese do when they have an erection? They vote."

"American light beer is like two people making love in a canoe... fucking close to water"

"What do you call an epileptic Jew during the Holocaust? Shake and Bake!"

"Why didn't the camgirl show up for work? She wasn't feeling herself that day."

"You're good, Adobe Acrobat. You're fine just the way you are. No need to continue updating every three days."