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Joke of the Day
"Basically anything you buy at the hardware store looks like you're getting ready to take hostages."
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"Nurse: The doctor will be with you shortly...do you want me to close the door? Me: Do you wanna watch? Nurse: *closes door*"
"Cliffhangers I like cliffhangers, and I cannot"
"No matter how much you push the envelope... ...it's still stationery."
"What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican? E.T. learned English and went home."
"What's three feet tall and can't turn around in a hallway? A toddler with a harpoon in it's throat."
"Him: Would you like to have lunch sometime? Me: I like to have lunch every afternoon."
"Saudi Arabia hates Scooby Doo... But Abu Dhabi Doo!"
"Why do Black people prefer big asses? Because they have a bigger machine to ride ( )"