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Joke of the Day
"Al Gore to play role of The Joker in a new Batman Trilogy Why so serial?"
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"A Jewish kid asks his father for twenty dollars. His father replied, ""ten dollars, what in the world do you need five dollars for, I'd be happy to give you a dollar, here's one cent."""
"Did you hear about the accountant that audited the greengrocer? Sure was a turnip for the books"
"My Uncle Benny Always used to Say, ""If you like a girl you should buy her a Toothbrush..."" ""Because then every time she puts it in her mouth, she'll think of you."""
"Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the w's."
"What kind of sword is good for chopping up young girls? A cutlass."
"I hate when my bank account is like a musical composition by Bach Baroque."
"The sexiest face I make is when I'm trying to squelch a yawn. Just kidding, I look like a stroke victim."
"I believe hell approves of this joke How do you circumcise a catholic priest? Kick the choir boy in the chin."
"People with house arrest ankle bracelets get so touchy when you compare them to a dog's invisible fence."