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Joke of the Day
"How do you make an octopus laugh? Ten Tickles"
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"I've started making jokes about sodium and potassium. I think I've finally got the NaK of it."
"You're the reason I wake up everyday. Just kidding I have a job."
"A guy broke into my apartment last week.. He didn't take the TV, just the remote. Now he drives by and changes the channels.. Sick bastard.."
"If God is a woman then how do you explain: 1) Spiders 2) Shoes you can't afford 3) Periods 4) Men"
"Isis isn't cool... It's radical!"
"Q: What is the best time to eat reindeer meat? A: When you're hungry."
"[At supermarket] ""Excuse me do you work here?"" WHAT? ME? Work HERE? Hell no. I went to college. I don't have a job"
"The less you know, the more you think you do."
"How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? YOU DON'T KNOW MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!!"