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Joke of the Day

"11: Did it rain last night? Me: No. 11: But it's so wet! Me: That's what she said. 11: What? Me: What?"

"I'm thinking of changing career and becoming a professional circumciser. . . The pay is lousy, but I hear you get plenty of tips."

"I met this really hot chick at the club last night... She let me give her and handjob and everything."

"Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE"

"What do call an old man that asks questions? Pop Quiz"

"'I'm sure it's just water,' I mumble as I sit down on the gas station toilet."

"the reason we're moving is because it's haunted. we probably wouldn't mind a normal ghost but this guy died while quoting Borat was popular"

"How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl? They said, ""baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"""

"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar Don't worry you'll soon change !"

"Immortality sounded great when I was 23, but now that I'm 38 it just sounds exhausting."