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Joke of the Day
"Coffee so strong, it still works even though you've disabled java."
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"A rabbi and a priest are walking down the street. They see a young boy bending over and the priest says ""let's screw him!"" And the rabbi says ""outta what?"""
"What do you call it when President Obama and Joe Biden talk shop over a nice dinner? A government man-date. Boom. I'll be here all night."
"What do Kim Kardashian and Hurricane Sandy have in common? They will both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV."
"Q. What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common? A. They both look out their caves and see rubble."
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"Pencil Me In Boy: Do you have a date for Valentine's Day? Girl: Yes, February 14th."
"What color is a chameleon on a mirror?"
"What do you call a gay guy who blends in really well with his straight friends? homogeneous"
"I've always been bad at studying for tests.. ...but recently I noticed I work a lot harder while listening to the 50 shades of Grey soundtrack"