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Joke of the Day
"How are America and McDonald's similar? They are both run by red-headed clowns."
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"Why did Hitler kill himself? Because he saw his gas bill."
"What do Romans use to cut pizza Little Caesars"
"Breakups are worst in China.... ... Wherever you go you see his/her face."
"There is a guy who lives in my town that holds the record for the most concussions by a human. He actually lives right near me, only a stone's throw away."
"What has 100 legs and 50 brain cells? The front row of a donald trump rally!"
"I love the way the earth rotates. It really makes my day."
"What would twitch.tv's mafia be called? El Kappa"
"A Jewish girl.. ..asks her father, ""Dad? Can I have 50 dollars?"" he says, ""40 dollars? What do you need 30 dollars for?"""
"I just freaked out! I woke up from a nap to find that my phone and wife were missing. It's all good though. I found my phone."