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Joke of the Day
"I thought we were both kidding when we made plans for me to watch your kid."
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"at the gym...what machine can i use to impress a lady??..gym instructor:try d atm machine by the road.."
"Christmas lights remind me of my friends. They all hang together, half of them don't work, and the ones that do aren't that bright."
"What's the difference between an 8-ball and a baby? Eric Clapton would never let an 8-ball fall out the window!"
"Best Man speech joke help Hi Everyone, Mu buddy is getting married on Indepedence Day and need some help for a good joke for the speech. I am the best man."
"What's black and runny? Usain Bolt."
"Whats the best way to get over a girl? Get under another one"
"What do Walruses and Tupperware have in common? They're both looking for a tight seal."
"Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals."
"Yo momma's so fat... I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing!"