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Joke of the Day

"[having sex] Her: HARDER! ME: Divide 110 into two parts so that one will be 150% of the other. What are the 2 numbers? Her: 44&66 HARDER!"

"Doctor: I'm going to listen to your lungs so just breathe normal. Me: Well now you've made THAT nearly impossible."

"What comes after 69? Mouthwash"

"What's another name for a ""penis potato""? A dictator."

"What do you call Batman when he skips Church? Christian Bale."

"What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards? A receding hare line!"

"[NSFW] I am no gynecologist.... But I know a cunt when I see one"

"What did the Jewish child molester say to the kid? Hey kid, do you want to buy some candy?"

"How do you know a car is from Poland? The Polish."

"Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Fish."