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Joke of the Day
"Hey girl, you're a 10 on my scale... But that's only because you're basic."
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"Essex Girl after sex! What does an Essex girl say after having sex? What team do you guys play for?"
"How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher? Calculator!"
"""Honey, the baby sure is fussy. Why don't we go see a movie after we goto a nice, quiet restaurant?"""
"What font is used for alphabet soup. Times New Ramen"
"Praying Mantis: *attends church, devours husband* Agnostic Mantis: *stares suspiciously up at the sky, devours husband*"
"Having sex is like playing bridge....!!!! If you don't have a good partner,you better have a good hand..."
"Having an argument on the internet... ... Is like having a small dick contest. There's no weiner."
"I recently started my new job at the zoo circumcizing elephants... The pay isn't great, but the tips are huge."
"I decided to sell my vacuum... It was just collecting dust."