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Joke of the Day

"Having sex is like playing bridge....!!!! If you don't have a good partner,you better have a good hand..."

"A prison inmate walks into a bar."

"What is the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick up your arse."

"Why can we never actually see the sun? Because it's in da-skies!"

"What's a pigs favorite muscle? The hamstring."

"Took my first cab ride last night And I gotta say, the price was fare!"

"I may not have as many Oscars as Leo anymore but... I've still got as many Tour De France wins as Lance Armstrong."

"What do gay Russian partners call each other? Cumrade"

"I submitted ten puns to a contest once hoping to win But no pun in ten did."

"Why are trombones the sexiest instruments in the orchestra? Because they can be played in seven positions and you have to oil the slide."