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Joke of the Day

"Out of all the children's stories, Goldilocks is the most ridiculous. How's someone just gonna fall asleep while committing a felony? smh"

"A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says ""uno, dos..."" *poof* ...He disappears without a tres!"

"A Muslim, A Mormon and a Rastafarian walk into a bar... No one does anything"

"I'm going to propose with a mood ring so I can easily see a measurement of how excited she really is."

"I'm sick of my mate Adam. He walks round like he's gods gift to women."

"The chef asked me how I liked my eggs and I accidentally said uneasy instead of over easy. Now I have some uncomfortable eggs staring at me."

"The one place you don't want to move to ...is any place with a thriving funeral buisness"

"Teacher: What are the four elements? Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet? Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element."

"Jason Collins joke Jason Collins finally comes out. He had to go through a hell of a lot of hoops though."

"I went to a feminist picnic recently It was terrible. No one cooked or made any sandwiches."