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Joke of the Day

"Your hair turns white when you get old for evolutionary reasons. Predators leave you alone if they think you're a wizard"

"Nurse: Where does it hurt? Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*"

"What do Japanese men do when they have erections? Vote."

"My teacher told me that Japan had a homogeneous population. If Japan's so genius, how come they haven't figured out that the homo part's the cause of their declining birthrates?"

"Hey, people who leave the volume on an odd, non divisible by 5 number, how do you live with yourselves?!"

"What's the difference between a dirty parking lot and a crab with breast implants? Ones a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean."

"What country has the highest concentration of pool players? Irack."

"If a hungry shark is after you what should you feed it? Jawbreakers!"

"I am so bad at self-deprecation"

"when it's april 2nd and she still pregnant"