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Joke of the Day

"Redditor and the Hooker . . . you won't *BELIEVE* what she told him! Keep the LPTs and give me my sixty dollars."

"What's the difference between an Irish Wedding and an Irish Funeral? One less drunk."

"Michael Jackson loves the holiday season It starts with Black Friday, and it ends with a White Christmas. I'll show myself out."

"Thought of this the other day as a 22 y/o... How do you win the vegetable race? You need to get ahead of lettuce"

"Dad Rabbit: Who is this Daughter Rabbit: My BF Emo BF Rabbit: gotta go babe, My band Bad Hare Cut has practice *flips ears away from eyes"

"What did it mean when they found bones on the moon? The cow didn't make it."

"Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Do you have a banana in your ear? I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear."

"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes."

"Donald Trump and Adolf Hitler walks into a bar He orders a beer"

"I'm going to take a shower and wash my hair, only to have it washed later at the salon. Because, I'm a woman and that makes sense."