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Joke of the Day
"McDonald's Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug."
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"What's the definition of trust? Two cannibals blowing each other."
"What's baked everyday and sells itself? bread"
"The stock market is like a woman.... ....when she goes down, you buy more"
"What's blue, white and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A fridge in a denim jacket."
"Only mass transit kids will get this! We rank the top rails, the third one will shock you!"
"Nothing in life is ""fun for the whole family."""
"Why is 2 Phosphorus Oxygen Carbon the greatest rapper from the elements? 2POC"
"Q: How do you mend a jack-o-lantern? A: With a pumpkin patch."
"If Obama was in Mortal Kombat... He'd be called ""Baraka Obama"""