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Joke of the Day

"Why is 12 the highest number rednecks can count to? How else would they know how many cans are in a 12 pack."

"*drinks milkshake* *runs to yard* *sifts through all the boys* *sighs* *puts up more posters for missing son*"

"What do you call the retarded guy that follows the band around? The Drummer"

"whats got two legs and bleeds..? Half a dog"

"Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two. Plus a portable phone an Internet link and a copy of the ""Bluffer's Guide to Changing Lightbulbs."""

"Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending? Because they needed to be ad-dressed! "

"They say ""pick your battles"", so today Oreos win."

"The US is having so many disasters and tragedies Youd almost think it was built on top of thousands of ancient indian burial grounds. Edit: Hey thanks for the gold stranger!"

"Shut up, will you?"" ""Oh, I'm sorry, Your Highness, should I go get you your coffee and tea now?"

"At least I've never taken a picture with an iPad."