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Joke of the Day
"What's 6"" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants?? My iPhone 6."
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"Is is best to do your homework on an empty stomach or a full stomach? It's best to do it on paper."
"GUESS WHAT Knock knock who dere not robin williams"
"What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog ? Chump chops !"
"I'm currently on two different diets Because with just one I'm always hungry"
"If you say ""Unique New York"" (5 times fast) is it easy or hard?"
"Pokemon Go is just like Grindr... but for kids. And you try and catch Pokemon instead of catching AIDS."
"How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family."
"How do the Chinese name their children They drop silverware in the sink and listen to the sound it makes"
"If you're in a bar and a newscaster says, ""Police report the killer left a small doll at the scene,"" don't shout, ""It was an action figure!"""