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Joke of the Day

"Price of 2x4's : 9$. Price of some nails: 3.50$. Price of a hammer:15$ The world after a Crucifixion: Christless."

"You're not considered antisocial if no one wants to talk to you."

"What is the difference between the US and yogurt? If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture."

"Why did the square breakup with the circle? She wasn't edgy enough!"

"Your first follower has given you away, parody account."

"How do you circumcise a whale? Four skin divers"

"Hey girl, are you the final scene in the Sopranos? Because"

"The best way of saving money is to forget who you borrowed it from."

"What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning? Walks home."

"Lets write a joke I'll give you of two the punch lines, you give me the setup: Punch line #1: That's the line time I'll go to that bar. Punch line #2: Liquor, I don't even like her."