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Joke of the Day
"Hey girl, are you the final scene in the Sopranos? Because"
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"What do anniversaries, toilets and the clitoris have in common? According to women, men usually miss all three."
"I had a dream that I was fighting Jason Bourne, Will Hunting and Tom Ripley Thanks to months of therapy, I'm finally battling my Damons."
"Doctor doctor I'm at death's door! Don't worry Mrs Jenkins. An operation will soon pull you through."
"What's the difference between... deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are over a dollar; deer nuts are under a buck. (old but good)"
"Plane Related Joke I flew TransAtlantic last month. I couldn't believe it when I saw my old mate Jack on the same flight. I shouted out ""Hi Jack!"" And six Yanks shat themselves."
"How do you know if someone is a vegan? Because everyone around them will be giving them shit for it."
"I was in chemistry class today.... ...Man it was Bohring"
"Why do skunks celebrate valentines day? Because they are very scentimental."
"Find someone who shares your values & dreams- but likes a different kind of dipping sauce for chicken strips so you don't have to share that"