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Joke of the Day
"Your first follower has given you away, parody account."
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"What's the difference between an airport shop and a golf course covered in bacon? One's a duty free, the others a Jew free tee."
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"Why are there so many Chinese people? Because as soon as you fuck a Chinese girl, you're horny again half an hour later."