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Joke of the Day

"Lets write a joke I'll give you of two the punch lines, you give me the setup: Punch line #1: That's the line time I'll go to that bar. Punch line #2: Liquor, I don't even like her."

"Can we please be straight here- when you hit the wrong key by accident, that is a typo. When you can't spell the word, that is NOT a typo."

"It was a classic Cinderella story: I walked into strangers' houses and made women try on a shoe I found"

"Have you seen www.stickytape.com? Yes I can't tear myself away."

"Got carded for a box of Nicorette. I guess they don't want you to quit using tobacco until you're over 18."

"Why did a man eat a clock? He wanted to pass some time."

"Started a karate club for people who don't know karate we just do moves we see in movies lemme know if you're interested old ppl are welcome"

"Joined a gym once. 12 bystanders were injured. So much blood. 2 people renounced their faith. At night I still hear the treadmill screaming."

"The inventor of the Oxford Comma has died. Tributes have been lead by JK Rowling, his wife and the Queen of England."

"What is a pedophile music teacher's favorite chord? A minor."