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Joke of the Day

"Why do birch trees only have daughters? Cuz they kill the male birch trees. Nobody likes those sons of birches."

"I've been digging through piles of fossils all day. No Homo."

"canadians apologize a lot but i've never heard an apology for canadian bacon. just once i'd like a ""here's your ham. sorry."""

"I moved to LA 9 months ago and I've just been circling around this whole time looking for a parking spot."

"I posted a joke about ISIS killing themselves with their own bombs You can view it @ http://puu.sh/j83On/f79d53bf57.png"

"The talk -Dad, am I adopted? -Not yet, we still haven't found anyone who wants you"

"So, if 4 out of 5 people suffer some medical condition, does that mean the other 1 person enjoys it?"

"What's black, and breaks into houses? A wrecking ball"

"Just like Jesus I can walk on water, if it's cold enough."

"What's an sjw's favorite subject? Triggerednometry"