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Joke of the Day
"Why are the news media like a prostitute? Because they are good at making stuff up."
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"Ted Cruz believes in Creationism so he was really pissed off his daughters could be monkeys."
"How many grains of sand are there in the world? As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted."
"How many retards does it take to push a bus? Just one. They're retardedily strong."
"Yo momma so nasty... that flesh eating bacteria won't even eat her pussy."
"Chuck Norris threw a grenade, killing 50 people... Then the grenade exploded."
"*tries to quietly eat carrot sticks during your funeral*"