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Joke of the Day

"Priest and a Hindu are making breakfast.. The priest is spreading on margarine and exclaims, ""Look! It's Jesus in the spread!"" Shocked, the Hindu replies, ""Wow, I can't believe it's not Buddha."""

"KFC Team Member: Anything else? Me: More gravy please, I'll say when [several hours later] KFC TM: WE'RE GONNA DROWN M: I didn't say when"

"We came, we saw... And we were told to get out of the girls' locker room."

"You know what the difference between an SUV and a rental car is? You can take a rental car *anywhere*."

"When the titanic crashed, what were they floating on? An iPhone 7, there was no Jack."

"Dating was easier back in the day. Back before the big bang when we were all compressed into one dot"

"If Eve wore a fig leaf, what did Adam wear? A hole in it."

"Just went to the supermarket and swapped 50 raisins for 100 sultanas I can't believe the currant exchange rate."

"You had me at ""I bet I can get that whole thing in my mouth."""

"*Cop yells at dog* LADY WHAT ARE U DOING *dog continues to give birth* THATS IT UR GETTING A TICKET FOR *looks directly at camera* LITTERING"