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Joke of the Day

"Priest and a Hindu are making breakfast.. The priest is spreading on margarine and exclaims, ""Look! It's Jesus in the spread!"" Shocked, the Hindu replies, ""Wow, I can't believe it's not Buddha."""

"A prisoner walks in to a bar Drunken repost of my favorite joke in the world"

"Petulant: (defn.) a cat or dog you let a friend borrow"

"I was going to make a gay joke butt fuck it."

"I have this fun drinking game where you take a drink every time you'd like one because you're an adult and you can make decisions yourself."

"Q: What's the slowest thing in the world? A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables."

"The only downside to buying diamonds is that you could have bought thousands of tacos instead."

"This tweet would get all dressed up and go somewhere special on a Saturday night, but unfortunately it's married.. so it'll just get drunk."

"I brought my gimp home from the club yesterday and took off his mask... Oops, wrong sub!"

"A man finds 3 magic lamps in the Sahara.... ...he says ""Damn, I wish there was an outlet.""."