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Joke of the Day

"Dog & Mosquito were in Love .. mosquito kissed the dog .. Dog became emotional...gave Love bite to mosquito . Mosquito died of Rabies & Dog died of Dengue . MORAL:- LOVE is DANGEROUS"

"Thank you to whoever has been keeping Keanu Reeves busy with a laser pointer for the last 10 years."

"I think my wife has weekly lessons with the devil on how to be more and more evil... ...I don't know how much she charges him."

"*Tries to hit the gym* *Gym hits back*"

"Why was purple jealous? Because red blue green."

"Homophobic means you're scared of your house."

"I suck at sports events It's a good way to make a quick buck."

"What's great about Trumps' little hands? Objects may appear larger when being held."

"Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock? I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!"

"A man walks into a hospital feeling unwell and the doctor says: ""Sorry, you've only got three minutes to live."" The man said: ""Can you do something for me?"" ""Yes,"" he said. ""I'll boil you an egg."""