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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a crackhead and a methhead? Toothless methheads give better $3.50 blowjobs"

"How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? Attractive."

"My bird puns are so EGG-cellent - Do you wanna hear a bird pun? - No - Well... this is HAWK-ward - dammit"

"Your mom thinks she's anorexic Whenever she looks in the mirror she sees a fat woman."

"How many Christian women does it take to change a lightbulb? nun"

"What do you call a Muslim abortion clinic? Counter-terrorism"

"I carry a bar of soap in my pocket so when someone tries to talk to me I can pull it out and say someone is paging me and leave."

"Its been almost ten years so I feel I can make this joke now. What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching? Oh, Phuket!"

"What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies? Bingo."

"5yo's pretending she's a tourist at a hotel. All good, but I draw the line when my services are criticized because the ""toilet's too cold."""