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Joke of the Day
"Why don't women parachute naked? Cause they would whistle on the way down"
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"What do you call a can made in Mexico? A Mexican."
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"I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking?"
"What did Treebeard say when he took a piss? RELEASE THE RIVERRR!!!!!!!"
"A man goes to a doctor Man : Doc, I have been hurting in places. Doc : Then don't fucking go to those places."