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Joke of the Day
"9 out of 10 Chinese Doctor Have Cataracts... the 10th drives a Rincoln"
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"Me: *gestures to the bellhop to take my bags to my room* Vanilla Ice: Yo man, I don't work here M: *slips him a five* VI: Right away sir"
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"What do you call a Jewish Pokemon trainer. Ash."